THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST OMEGLE CONVERSATION EVER AND IT GETS A BIT BORING BUT STILL
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You: It seems we are at an impasse
Stranger: how so?
You: This calls for a battle ofwits
You: of wits*
Stranger: *gets guns ready*
You: No, not one of those.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: *gets brain ready*
You: You need to answer three questions to get past the Bridge of Death
Stranger: alrighty
You: First question
You: WHAT is your name?
Stranger: my name is harry potter
You: WHAT is your quest?
Stranger: to hide from death until i am ready to meet him
You: WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: 32.2 feet per second?
You: WRONG. But, you're cute, so I'll spare your life.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i get to live!
You: I wonder...
You: as I wander...
You: how do I know how you look
Stranger: you know what i look like?
You: well I spent the last year and a half watching you sleep, I very well should know what you look like.
Stranger: good point
Stranger: that's been you?
Stranger: dude!
Stranger: it's a little creepy
Stranger: i've been meaning to talk to you about that
You: Want some Baileys?
Stranger: but whenever i try, you run away
Stranger: hell fucking yes please
Stranger: want so whiskey?
Stranger: some*
You: I do watercolors
You: I call this one Baileys
You: I call this one Baileys
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i thought
Stranger: i thought
Stranger: you meant the drink...
You: and I call this one Baileys: As close to you can get without getting your eyes wet
Stranger: cause i could really use a drink right now
Stranger: or a smoke
You: Oh I have the drink
Stranger: goddamn
Stranger: or both
You: I could use some PCP right now
Stranger: i could use some meth
You: Screw meth, I could use some spice
You: the spice must flow
Stranger: spice?
You: Yes
You: have you ever snorted cumin?
You: the trip you take is amazing
Stranger: cumin?
Stranger: like
Stranger: orgasm?
You: yeah
Stranger: you can snort those?
You: it's like a technicolor orgasm
You: yeah
You: dude
Stranger: must be a fantastic high
You: you can snort AIDS, I think you could snort orgasms
Stranger: ehh i try to stay away from AIDS
Stranger: doesn't appeal to me
You: you don't get AIDS, you just jump out of boats a lot
Stranger: i have my boundaries of what i'll try and what i wont
Stranger: ehh
You: What about some nice heroin?
Stranger: i hear bad stories about that stuff man
Stranger: i'll stick with lsd
You: ahhh
You: well damn I wanted to do some lines of cocaine with you
Stranger: i'm not really an upper kind of person
You: Oh, I see. You want some oxycontin?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: i want some shrooms
You: oh, I have that
Stranger: i like me some psychedelics
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: score!
You: I want to snort cat piss
You: or whatever they do in south park
Stranger: like in south park?
Stranger: yup yup
You: OH MY GOD WE'RE TWINS
Stranger: that's waht they do
Stranger: no
Stranger: .
Stranger: we're not.
Stranger: you only think that in your mind.
Stranger: but in reality
You: yes we are
Stranger: in this existence
You: we just thought the same thing at the same time
Stranger: we are not twin/s
Stranger: you like uppers
Stranger: i like downers
Stranger: tw/ins
You: no we're like
You: two different forms of the same person
Stranger: that just means we have esp
You: or opposite forms of the same person
You: we're foils
You: you're the Ninth Doctor, I'm the Tenth.
Stranger: doppleganges
Stranger: gangers*
You: We're Time Lords, dude
You: deal with it
Stranger: no
Stranger: dude
Stranger: we're not
Stranger: you deal with it
You: It's hard to come to terms with our awesome power but
Stranger: we're not the same!
You: we're Time Lords
Stranger: we're just not!
You: we can go to any dimension at any time we want
You: I'm really bad at driving the Tardis though
Stranger: any ten of them?
You: yeah
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i choose the seventh~
Stranger: no
You: but not through flumes, with the Tardis
Stranger: i choose the fourth
Stranger: because
You: it's a much more pleasant ride than flumes
Stranger: then we can travel through time
Stranger: and then
Stranger: we can mess wtih people in the past
You: The Tardis can go anywhere
Stranger: and fuck up their futures
Stranger: and then
Stranger: theyir futures will be fucked the fuck up
Stranger: and it will be our fault
Stranger: and we can laugh
You: well that is some good innocent tomfoolery
You: I approve
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: What?
You: We're consecrating our defecation as a higher power now?
Stranger: did you see that uniocorn?
You: that seems highly impractical
You: yes
You: yes I did
Stranger: we've been consecrating our defecation as a higher power for a long time bro
Stranger: where have you been
You: this is true
Stranger: that uniocorn
Stranger: was perrrty
You: I think mine gets restless when I have dairy
You: I ate it
You: it was delicious
You: I will live an eternal life no
Stranger: lactose intolerant?
You: now*
Stranger: that's terrible news
Stranger: awful
Stranger: the worst
You: are you crying now?
Stranger: no
You: but it's okay, I'll live a cursed life
You: a half life
Stranger: yeah you will
You: who wants to drink unicorn blood anyway?
Stranger: you're neither alive or dead
Stranger: he who must not be named
Stranger: careful
Stranger: you'll end up like him
You: is your scar hurting?
Stranger: the next most evil wizard of all time
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: it is
Stranger: oh man oh man
You: I would be but I'm too busy doing PCP and tripping balls
Stranger: am i talking on omgle with the new and improved voldemort
You: I wonder if that's how we could have taken down Voldemort
Stranger: and am i the new chosen one
Stranger: omgomgomg
You: yes
You: Yes to both
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ADVENTURE TIME NAO
You: this could be the best or worst news you've ever gotten
You: because on the one hand
You: you're the chosen one
You: on the other hand
You: I'm going to killy ou
Stranger: i'm gonna go tih best
You: kill you*
Stranger: nah
Stranger: the story goes
Stranger: that
Stranger: i kill you
You: that's kind of why I've been watching you sleep
Stranger: it's all good brosef
You: jeez why do I even follow you
Stranger: you give me nightmares
You: it's like
You: instant death
You: guaranteed death
You: I probably would live longer if I just kept to myself and tried to find my own quiet immortality potion
You: like nicholas flamel
Stranger: (sidenote..this is what happens when 2 harry potter nerds meet on omegle...)
Stranger: probably
Stranger: you're really illogical
You: (sidenote: yes. this is win)
Stranger: (sidenote: it totally is)
You: Well villains are often so encumbered with narcissism that they can't figure out a good plan if it bit them in the face
Stranger: i have a question about your horcruxes though
Stranger: should you decide to make some
You: I could just use another guy as the puppet leader of my evil organization and pretend to be a henchman
Stranger: if you haven't already
You: really, Voldemort was kind of stupid with his plan. If he wasn't so arrogant and narcissistic, maybe he would have succeeded
Stranger: thats better for me if you haven't actually
Stranger: seriously!
Stranger: like
You: Oh, I've made a million horcruxes
Stranger: why did he make his horcruxes so obvious
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: he should have like
Stranger: made an old boot a horcrux
Stranger: you know
You: If I had a Horcrux, I'd like
You: make it a sock
Stranger: an eminem rapper
Stranger: a piece of garbage
Stranger: he was SO dumb
You: and then I would shoot it up into space with a monkey that knew nothing of horcruxes
Stranger: dude yes!
Stranger: we have such good ideas
Stranger: we'd make great evil wizards
You: I made this kickass villain in the Harry Potter world but set later
You: who basically took Voldemort's story and was like "Okay so what can I do better"
Stranger: and did he?
You: she did
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whatd she do
You: this is what happens when Ravenclaws become evil wizards
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they outsmart the slytherins
You: well first off she gained power slowly and in like every country that wasn't Europe
You: because Europe has the largest concentration of people (therefore wizards)
You: so it's easier to pick off muggles in the wilds of South America or in the middle of the Great Plains, than in some British suburbia
You: and basically gained power quietly before making big, loud, flourishes like Voldemort
Stranger: good idea
You: Making very public attacks on people happened only AFTER she gained enough power
You: so it was like the Freemasons got magical powers
You: only were smart
Stranger: why do villains always need to be so public about their villainy
Stranger: like
You: it's narcissism
Stranger: they can't just control a group of people and be done with it
You: that's kind of the key part of a villain
You: at least that's what usually causes their downfall
Stranger: their schemes always need to be bigger and better
You: yeah
You: it's a need for recognition
Stranger: trudat
You: the need for power is usually more subdued
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: i disagree wtih that
You: well it can be
Stranger: they always want more power
Stranger: i suppose
You: but people who crave recognition WILL do outlandish things for attention
You: whereas a person who craves power just MIGHT
Stranger: but MOST LIKELY
Stranger: as in 99.9% OF THE TIME
Stranger: dude
Stranger: the part int he 7th movie
Stranger: of the 3 brothers
Stranger: was so epic
You: with the animation that was AWESOME
Stranger: yeah man
You: have you read the books
Stranger: i loved that
Stranger: obviously
You: good
Stranger: lol
You: seen a very potter muscial?
Stranger: nope
You: WHAT GO TO YOUTUBE.
You: it is amazing
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: NEED TO SEE
You: yes
You: yes you do
Stranger: you've probably seen
Stranger: potter puppet pals
You: I have seen that
You: as well as the new ones
You: you get on my "cool list" btw
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i've always wanted to be on your cool list
You: it's the best list to be on.
Stranger: oh man this is long
You: eww I used a preposition at the end of a sentence
Stranger: i gotta set aside some time for this
Stranger: grammar nazi
You: for this whole conversation?
Stranger: no
Stranger: for the potter musical
Stranger: that's very potter
You: usually I just say something ridiculous like "Wild Jigglypuff Appears" but right now a lot of people who don't speak English are on and don't know who Jigglypuff is and think that's my name.
You: Yeah, you do
You: but it's so worth it
You: do you watch glee?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so let them think jigglypuff is your name
You: if you watched glee i was going to ask if you recognized the guy playing harry
You: but I guess not
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i will not recognize him
You: well he's excellent
Stranger: i'm really excited for this though
Stranger: just so you know
You: you better be
You: I hope you don't mind but, I tend to post my awesome Omegle conversations onto a thread on my roleplaying forum
You: this definitely makes the cut
Stranger: roleplaying forum?
You: yeah
Stranger: i don't care
You: for hetalia
Stranger: what's taht
You: oh, it's an anime
Stranger: ohh
You: basically anthropomorphizing the world countries and shows how they interact and shit
You: it's pretty cool
Stranger: yeah that is quite a big word
You: but if you're not into anime then, whatevs
Stranger: yeah not really
Stranger: i mean
You: that's cool
Stranger: i don't have anything against it
Stranger: just not into it
You: that's legit
You: I do lots of anime-related things though I'm not the hugest fan I know
You: I know some HUGE. FANS.
You: but I guess you need some PR skills to run a club for it
Stranger: yeah some people are nuts
Stranger: do you draw?
You: OH GOD
You: I do
You: but I know a lot of otaku...
You: from my club, they come and are CRAZY
Stranger: haha
Stranger: they role play?
You: and I'm like "I HAVE TO TOLERATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A CLUB MEMBER."
You: I don't know
Stranger: haha
Stranger: to either their own
Stranger: each*
Stranger: they probably think you're just as crazy about harry potter
You: oh probs
You: but I am
Stranger: exactly
You: HARRY POTTER THEME PARK FTW
You: so what house are you in?
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: i neeed to go
Stranger: i want to say gryffindor
Stranger: haha
You: everyone does
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: idk
Stranger: have you been there yet?
Stranger: a couple of my friends have went
You: I haven't
Stranger: i want to go so fucking badly
You: my friend went over thanksgiving
You: I may be going this summer
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm gonna try to as well
Stranger: it's just so expensive
Stranger: damn money
You: HEY
You: HEY YOU
You: tell me about yourself
You: you're pretty cool
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: thanks man
You: I have reason to believe I should actually legitimately get to know you
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: well
Stranger: what do i say?
You: um
Stranger: how old are you
You: you first?
Stranger: i'm definitely older than you
You: orly
Stranger: yarly
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: orly
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm almost 20
You: So, no, you're not.
Stranger: no effing way
Stranger: dude
Stranger: we're the same age
Stranger: shit
You: yeah
You: when's your birthday?
Stranger: july
You: yeah, I'm older
Stranger: when's yours
You: January
Stranger: you are older indeed
Stranger: happy almost birthday!
You: thanks! It's more like...in a month but, thanks!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no prob!
You: well okay, my eighteenth birthday was the day of Obama's inauguration
You: which is kind of cool
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: i hate politics
Stranger: it just
Stranger: makes me angry at the world
You: meh
You: it's still cool I can say that
Stranger: wellll
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: if you don't mind me asking..
You: Washington!
You:
skygoddessofdoom.deviantart.com/You: that's my deviantart!
You: because you asked if I draw
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
Your conversational partner has disconnected.